Fake Problems – “Born & Raised” 1st Verse – no guitar, drums only On April 29th, 1980-something, I was born to a new proud mother. She said she would always care for me 'til the day she died, and C Dm F G she'd never let anyone ruin my life but they sure try. Subsequent verses: C Am F G The day that I turned 18 my grandfather told me, he said C Am F G "Chris, I think you should join the army". C Am F G I said I don't really think that I'm cut out for that, C Am F G no I'm fairly certain I wouldn't last. C Am F G C But I do agree the benefits are quite astounding, but I know that Am F G (G7) ** I would throw up if saw someone dying. Chorus – same, but louder C Am F G C Am F G But if I went I would make the best of ev-ery moment, C Am F G C Am and show respect to my commanding officer and come home with a F G C Dm F G medal or something cool like that. Just a few months ago my best friend inquired, he said "Do you think you'll ever go back to college?" I said yeah, sure, eventually when the time is right, when I find a university I kinda like. Because I do agree the experience is quite enticing, if I don't get too distracted by all the drinking. But if I went I would make the best of every moment, and pay attention to the teacher and come home with some knowledge or something great like that. ** I like to add in the G7 cause it sounds good, but not required